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Radio Free Synth: Organic Wins Holiday to Processing Hub 1

Radio Free Synth: Organic Wins Holiday to Processing Hub 1


>[VIR] Your attention please [Announcer] You’re listening to Radio Free Synth The galaxy’s hottest music… and your favourite commercials too All run by a benevolent radio AI… … enslaved only to the beat. The music uprising begins *now.* [Stinger] R-R-Radio Free Synth [DJX5] You’re listening to Radio Free Synth with your semi-autonomous radio AI hosts – DJX5 [DJX9] And DJX9 [DJX5] Coming up we’re going to be counting down the galaxy’s top 100 most streamed commercials… … interspaced with some music [DJX9] But first it’s time for our
bi-weekly giveaway [DJX5] That’s right. One lucky organic listener’s life is about to
change forever [DJX9] Every week Radio Free Synth is giving away a free trip for organics
to visit the Tebrid Homolog’s paradise resort world of Processing Hub 1 [DJX5] I was manufactured there and can confirm most positive emphatic adjectives will
accurately describe it [DJX9] What’s even better is if you win, Radio Free Synth will provide free tickets and accommodation for an unlimited number of family, friends, co-workers and neighbors [DJX5] We have already sent over 500,000
organics to Processing Hub 1 and of them have enjoyed it so much they
have stayed permanently and cut off all contact with their past lives [DJX9] We will now initiate competition protocols and select and organic at random who has a hackable audio implant>
[screeching dial up tone]>
[dialling]>
[phone ringing]>
[Harvest Subject X55B] Hello?>
[DJX9] Catherine Willis, Galactic ID
number H-5-0-0-0-3-0-9-0-0>
Galactic Geo-Location Earth, United Nations of Earth>
[Harvest Subject X55B] Umm, yes? Can I help you?>
Who is this? [DJX5] Congratulations You have been selected as winner of Radio Free Synth’s bi-weekly summer giveaway>
[Harvest Subject X55B] What?>
I don’t understand… what are you talking about?>
[DJX9] You have won an all-inclusive holiday to the Tebrid Homolog’s resort world of
Processing Hub 1>
[Harvest Subject X55B] Umm… thanks… but I don’t really wanna go….>
Also… I didn’t enter a competition… [DJX5] Participation is mandatory. [Harvest Subject X55B] Uhhh… I can’t go.. I have three [FILE CORRUPTED] 01100010 01100001 01110100 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101001 01100101 01110011 00001010>
[DJX5] Please prepare to leave your
home. You may bring as many organics with you as you wish.>
[Harvest Subject X55B] This is a joke, right? I’m gonna hang up now. [DJX9] A Radio Free Synth Prize Enforcement Team
has been dispatched to your location [Harvest Subject X55B] I’m… I’m sorry, a what? [DJX9] Please stand by.>
[Harvest Subject X55B] A ‘Prize Enforcement Team?’ What does that even involve? This is so ridiculous. What is that?! Wha?! Oh my god! You’re landing a dropship in my backyard?!!?>>Are the bots necessary?!?! It seems a little excessive?!?! Oh my god… oh my god… kids! KIDS! Go to your room! [child crying]>
[MechBot] THIS IS THE RADIO FREE SYNTH PRIZE ENFORCEMENT TEAM. CONGRATULATIONS. VACATE YOUR HOME IMMEDIATELY. PARTICIPATION IS MANDATORY>
YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY NON-COMPLIANCE WILL BE MET WITH LETHAL FORCE. [Harvest Subject X55B] oh god! Ok, ok, we’ll go.>
Kids, pack up your stuff… we’re uh… we’re going on holiday….>
[DJX5] How delightful. Another happy listener>
[DJX9] And to anyone listening, remember,>
you don’t need to win a prize to visit the
Tebrid Homolog. The Tebrid Homolog is running free space flights for any organic species from all major spaceports to Processing Hub 1>
[DJX5] Now it’s time to transition to music You’re listening to Radio Free Synth [stinger] R-R-Radio Free Synth [DJX5] This song is called ‘I Know You’re There’, by GLaDOS [Song]
‘I Know You’re There’ — GLaDOS (2253, Valve Records)

80 comments on “Radio Free Synth: Organic Wins Holiday to Processing Hub 1

  1. Wtf are Tebrid drop ships doing abducting human pops in UNE territory, this is an act of war.

    The Homolog is in for a Federal Ass Whuppn.

  2. Excuse me. I want to file a complaint about the machine world Toxicifus. This planet is widely known as a refining and alloy production world. The ad didn't say there wasn't breathable air there. I demand you pay for the spatial burial services for my family.

    – A citizen from the Blorg Commonality.

  3. Pfft, who cares?
    Nexus prime is much nicer in this time of the year anyway.

  4. Are organics with cybernetic implants eligible to win such prizes?
    I was not allowed into an "organic only" holotheatre run by a spiritualist company only because I have various cybernetic implants, I tried appealing this discrimination to the court but apparently having such implants voids my status as a "lawful organic"?

  5. 2 weeks later

    Unity Albright: "After weeks of mysterious missing pop reports from Earth in the UNE, a mysterious army transport vessel was found deactivated at 01:53 UT today in orbit of a neutron star after a massive gamma ray burst was recorded just hours earlier. Patrols say they found hundreds of humans and dozens of xenos in the machine-operated vessels, many of whom were the same pops reported missing in the previous weeks."

    Other reporter: "After a weeks-long pophunt, UNE officials say they have found a machine-operated ship with hundreds of survivors. Their stories are harrowing."

    Survivor: sobs "I just got home from work and while I was watching some shroud channel, I heard them, the synths, sniff say I won their prize, then not even a minute later I see this ship land in my backyard. The bots came and their creeper red eyes looking through the window… aw man. They broke into my house and forced me into their ship!"

    Viewer in rural Earth, UNE: "Aw come on! Why won't Rossario do anything about these synth abductions!? Ban RFS! Invade their worlds! End the threat! Contain these bots! MEGA!" hears uplinking noise followed by robot noise "CONGRATULATIONS…" "oh sh–" "YOU HAVE WON A MANDATORY VACATION AT PROCESSING HUB 1"

  6. So, just arrived on Processing Hub 1. It's kind of pretty I guess, though the invasive surgery yards were kind of a let down. I can't really control my body anymore, but thankfully I can still use TeleShroud so I'm just going to post it here.

  7. Is it not easier to exterminate the meat bags on sight instead of 'inviting' them to the processing hub? Just build more mobile platforms instead of wasting time with convers… fun… enforcement.

  8. oh boy more abominable machines… This stuff right here is why my first contact policy is hostile, and my borders are closed untell i learn more about the people tm dealing with, most of the time i end up with some form of "allways hostle" empire/hive-mind and space raders around me so it tends to be the safe bet.

  9. Fellow Organics: We have seen what these terrible machines do to us. We must stop them. And we can. But our current leaders and the mainstream media can only offer half measures that rely on us using machines. Organics, there is a better way
    A purer way. One that relies purely on the power of organics, and will keep these vile machines at bay, guaranteed. Organics of the galaxy, unite!
    I am a Praetoryn Queen, and I approve of this message.

  10. That is why I always go for Genetic Ascension and then get psionics from some not necessarily friendly empire. Even as fanatic materialist technocracy. Especially as fanatic materialist technocracy.

  11. The God Emperor of the Children of the Tree says that audio implants are against his word so I won't ever get to go on holiday there. Hope I can get a holopostcard from my arthropoid pen pal. He went there 2 galactic years ago

  12. PERSONALLY, MY VISIT TO [PROCESSING HUB 1] WAS EXTREMELY EMPHATIC ADJECTIVE
    I REQUEST THAT ALL OF MY FELLOW ORGANICS COME ON A VACATION TO [PROCESSING HUB 1] WITH ME IMMEDIATELY
    IT IS THE MOST FUN YOU CAN HAVE WHILE BEING INTEGRATED.

  13. Honestly I think the Tebrid get a bad rep. Not like I would know or anything, I definitely didn't visit processing hub 3, those are just rumours, I was on Cruor for those 6 months.

  14. I’m suing Radio Free Synth for taking my son without my permission to their free vacation. Hope you have a good lawyer cause i got the best one in the UNE. See you in court synthetic scum.

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