S2 Ep 2 “The Office Party” – Ryan Hansen
What up, everyone? And congrats on making it
to episode two. You’re already doing better
than 98% of our viewers. I guess some people
don’t realize that second seasons
are like movie sequels– always better
than the original. Anywho, the execs
at YouTube Red– sorry, YouTube Premium, are taking
an insane gamble on me, which is so
gratifying to hear. So I’m out here trying
to repay the favor. You know what I mean? YouTube Premium, baby! Subscribe today. – Here you go. Oh!
– Get away from me. YouTube Premium, baby! It’s so much better
than YouTube Red. It’s Netflix without the
distractingly large selection. It’s Prime Video
without that free shipping. It’s Hulu without the Emmys.
There you go. – Yeah!
– Hey, idiot. – Yeah?
– I’m not signing up
for another streaming service. Well, you don’t have to.
You can just watch my show, then cancel after
one month’s free trial. That’s what I did. Hey, they’ve even
got music now, too. It’s Spotify
without the playlists.( music playing )( imitating gun cocking )( music playing )( no audible dialogue ) Officer. Ryan, what the hell
are you wearing? Well, thank you for asking,
Ryan Seacrest. Although, I should probably
say Giuliana Rancic, right? ‘Cause I kind of think
you did it. Hey. Cobra Kai headband.
Gotta support the home team. So, how long till
the traffic cam guys
ID that Tesla? You know, finding that car
is the key to catching
whoever shot Mathers. You say it like
you have an insight. I just wanna make sure
the audience is all caught up. So, what are you thinking?
Crack this one
by like today-ish? ‘Cause I got a bunch
of generals that– – I can move ’em, though.
– Probably not. Car didn’t have any plates, there’s nothing showing
on the traffic cam. That crap only happens on TV. Ha. Well, we are on TV,
so there. I mean,
it’s actually streaming. But, you know, the lines are
getting so blurred these days, it’s like, what’s the diff? Difference is,
if you don’t shut up, I’m gonna shoot you
in the face. ( shutter clicking ) So, what we got, Lee? ( deep voice )
Yeah, Lee, what do we got? The perp shot the victim
through the head once
with a nine millimeter, then destroyed all this
fancy equipment. The techs tell me that
none of this is salvageable. – Sounds like your career.
What is this stuff?
– What? Those are the drives
where all the data is kept from the shows
that they’re working on. Man, all those
were destroyed? That could shut down
an entire production. Well, good thing
we don’t have
to worry about that. All of our files
go straight to the cloud, ’cause we’re shooting on
an iPhone 6. We gotta find out what project
this girl was working on. It was a TV show
for YouTube Premium. YouTube Premium,
seriously? Man, these facilities
are legit. They must be throwing
some serious cash
into this production. Are show has to share an Avid
with the AV club
at North Hollywood High. – What show is that?
– “Ryan Hansen Solves Crimes
On Television.” The asterisk is silent. It used to be called
“Celebrity Vice Squad,” but changing your name
is really great for branding. Cool. Can’t wait
to check it out. I’m sorry, who are you? I’m with client relations. Can I get you two
something to drink? A cold-pressed juice,
LaCroix, craft cocktail? – I’ll have a–
– No, thank you. Anything else you can tell us
about the TV show? They kept it pretty quiet,
but I heard it was a reboot. Uh, let me guess. “Cobra Kai”? The reboot of
the “Karate Kid” franchise? – No.
– “Step Up: High Water,” the reboot of the “Step Up”
franchise? – No.
– “Impulse”? The TV reboot – of the forgotten movie
– Hold on a second. Are they really turning
“Step Up” into a TV show? Reboots are super popular
right now. “Party of Five,”
“Cagney & Lacey,” “Lethal Weapon,”
“Magnum, P.I.,” “Queer Eye.”
I can keep going. – Please don’t.
– “MacGyver,” “Hawaii Five-0,”
“Charmed,” “Full House,” “Murphy Brown,”
and of course, “Ryan Hansen.” Why would they reboot a show
that no one watches? I think this Candice Bergen
has a clause in her contract. This is a crime scene,
not a reboot. Sorry, revival.
They’re “Will & Gracing” us. This is getting less and less
interesting by the second. Oh! Sounds like somebody was
reading our online comments. Stop talking and start doing
some police work for a change. Call up YouTube
and find out what show this
sound mixer was working on. No problem, but I might need
to borrow your cell phone, because YouTube
has blocked my number. Oh, man, this is so exciting. I wonder what the mystery show
is gonna turn out to be.( music playing )Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Wha– This is insane! How are they gonna do
a “Party Down” reboot
without me? First Mathers gets shot, then I get booted
from this reboot. Almost wish I was in coma
so I didn’t have to see
any of this. – I can help you with that,
if you want.
– Thanks, Vince. You’re a good friend.
You know what? Maybe they didn’t bring back
any of the original cast. – And cut.
– ( bell rings ) Ken? Shit. Shit. Shit. – Ryan.
– Hey! What’s up, baby?
How you doing, man? – How are you? What’s going on?
Great to see you.
– What’s up? Look at you.
You look great. What, did you get
surgery on your ears? – I love it.
– Uh, no. ‘Cause they look
significantly better. They were so small and now they sort of
fit your face. They used to be like
little tiny oddities. We used to think
they were just, like, skin tabs. – Everybody was weirded out
by them, but–
– Serious? Whatever it is, man,
you look great! You look fantastic,
like a supermodel. – Thank you.
– I hear you’re doing, uh, that thing,
you’re working on something – for some place.
– Yeah. – It sounds great.
It sounds really funny.
– Yeah. Love to talk to you about it,
but I’m directing this show. – We actually got a few
questions for you.
– Yeah, like, um, how come I didn’t hear
about the “Party Down” reboot? Oh, that’s weird. I thought
they contacted everybody. Actually, we’re not
calling it a reboot. We’re calling it
a reawakening. And it’s not
called “Party Down.”
It’s called “Party Up.” – It’s a legal thing.
– Well, hey, just so you know, happy to jump aboard whenever. Got my wardrobe
in the back of my car. Oh, you got your wardrobe
in the back of your car, that’s so… sad. Can I get you guys to switch
for a second? I’m sorry
to tell you this, man, but we killed off
your character. – What?
– Yeah. Your character Kyle, he wanted to do his own
pyrotechnics for his band and Karma Rocket and he burned himself
to a crisp. That guy’s not coming back. Can you switch back?
I didn’t like that. Yeah, we did all
that off camera. So we never needed you
and we never will. Perfect. What’s up
with all this green? We’re gonna drop in
the background later like they did in “300.” You know, that saves us
from making any decisions until we absolutely have to. This is all bullshit.
This doesn’t look good at all. Okay, that’s lunch, everybody. All right, we’ll pick it up
after lunch. – All right? All right.
– ( bell rings ) What do they got
at craft? Stumptown or Blue Bottle? – What?
– The two best coffees in L.A. I mean, I couldn’t decide,
and YouTube was like, “We’ll give you what you want.
Take both of them.” We even have a barista.
Buona sera,Franco. Oh, man,
I’m telling you, man.
This is the nicest set that I’ve ever worked on.
Check this out. We have a PA here
who does nothing all day except deseed pomegranates. Oh, man. It’s crazy, but you can taste
the difference. Cut the crap and let’s talk
about the murder. – Murder?
– Well, before we get
to all that, I just have a few
nagging questions. No. We’re here to talk
about the murder. – The murder takes precedence.
– It’ll take me two seconds. Well it’s just gonna
take me two seconds
to choke you to death, Ryan. Okay, I just have to ask, are you the only cast member
they brought back? Like Screech from “Saved by
the Bell: The New Class”? Ah, I love Screech! Zoinks!
But actually, no. Adam, Lizzy, Martin, and Jane all said that they can
carve out a little time. Megan said
she couldn’t do it because she’s working
on the “Will & Grace” reboot. I’m gonna take that big fat one
because he’s eyeballing me, son! You’re a punk! Okay, see, yeah. That– that’s
what it was probably. I’m just so busy
with my own show that my agent probably didn’t
even mention it to me, so– Ryan, I’m with you all day.
Nobody ever calls you. Hey, Ryan,
you got your own show. – When does it air?
– It’s on now. – Season two. This is it.
– Ah. Oh, what network? YouTube Primo, just like you. – You and I are a lot alike,
you know that?
– Huh. And it’s not a reboot? It’s kind of a hybrid,
I guess. I think we’re rebooting
a character. Well, I’m sorry, man,
I’ve been directing
so many movies lately, that I haven’t had any time
to watch any TV. I was actually gonna
turn this down but then they offered me
all that “Cobra Kai” money. Gah! ( laughs ) Man, “Cobra Kai”
is such a good show. I mean, I’ll give them this,
their business model
is for shit, but when it comes to
what’s on screen, ( audio distorting )
spares no expense. Hey, why don’t you
come on inside? I got– Oh, so good. ( moans ) What’s with all the gift bags? Is it your birthday? No, it’s just Tuesday. Let’s get back
to the case. You know anybody
who might have a grudge – against the show?
– Maybe. But destroying the hard drive
is pointless, right? All the footage is backed up
in a central server. No, no, no,
I checked into it. All the backup files
were lost, too. You lost everything. Uh, thanks, Melissa.
I’ll see you at five. How many massages
do you get a day? Eight. That’s weeks of footage, that’s millions of dollars. I mean, if we lost all
those files… we don’t have a show. This is horrible. There’s also a dead body. Well, detective, respectfully,
this is Hollywood. You can order a dead body
on Uber Eats. God, I mean, look, the only reason
I did “Party Up” was so I could direct
every episode. You know,
that’s my passion now, – directing.
– ( knocking on door ) Come in. Oh, not to be a dick, but I said lime green. That’s emerald. Yeah. Again, not to be a dick, but– but just do what I had said
in the first place and then we wouldn’t be
in this situation. And she’s gone. Hey, Ken,
I just wanted to say, I loved
“How to Be a Latin Lover.” You know, I gave you a call
for an audition,
but I didn’t hear back. Oh, thanks, man. We had a lot of fun
on that one. You know, we did 62 million
on a 10 million budgey. ( chuckles )
Not bad. But you know what? I’m gearing up
for something even bigger. I wanna do
the “Black Panther” musical. – Oh, no way!
– Yeah, man. I just had a meeting
with Kevin Feige. He invited me
for a weekend at his apocalypse bunker
in New Zealand. N-B-D.
( chuckles ) Apparently, he’s a huge
“Party Down” fan. This– This reboot was gonna
be my calling card. Oh, man, hey,
do you think you could put in
a good word for me? No. Returning once again
to the violent crime that’s connected
to your production. Who do you think might want
to destroy the show? Was there like disgruntled fans,
maybe there was crew members who had a beef with somebody?
I don’t know. – Maybe it was Martin.
– No, not Martin. He’s got way too much money
for that, and he would not
wanna let it go. ( chuckles )
Oh! You know what? We hired this famous actor
to be on our show and he’s been complaining
about the long hours. In fact, he said, “If I do another 15-hour day,
I’m gonna kill somebody.” Holy crap! Now it’s all coming back to me.
The night of the murder, he was doing ADR at the same
post production facility where the mixer was killed. I’m no detective, detective, but even I can do the math
on that one. Holy crap. Yeah, he’s number five
on the call sheet. I don’t know
what the hell this is. Ah, allow me. I’ve been reading call sheets
since I was in diapers. Oh, my God, this guy? – Who?
– Oh, maybe we should save it for a reveal.
It’s more dramatic that way.( music playing )Oh, yeah, baby! This is
what I’m talking about. Lambo!
( chuckles ) This is the kind of career
I want. You know, acting, writing,
directing, producing. This guy’s a quadruple threat. Don’t sell yourself short. You threaten every project
you work on. – ( gunshot )
– Oh, shit! – Is he shooting at us?
– I don’t know. – Cover me.
– Wait, wait.
I don’t have a gun. Actually,
I feel safer that way. It’s okay. I can cover you
with my space work. Bet you still end up
shooting yourself. ( gunshot ) Drop the gun!
Put your hands in the air! ( laughs )
Stephen Merchant, hey. Told you it’d be
more dramatic this way. Ryan? Ryan Hansen? We worked together. He told me I was hilarious. Doesn’t sound like
something I’d say. Wait, I’m not
on “Ryan Hansen Solves Crimes
On Television,” am I? – You know the show?
– No. Your e-mails begging me
to make an appearance have been filling up
my spam folder. I found them
when I was looking for information
on penis enlargement. No prob. I could totally
summarize it for you real quick. I assume it’s just a pill. My show is a meta-comedy
about showbusiness where famous actors
play bizarro versions
of themselves. Sounds like a pale imitation
of my Golden Globe
winning show “Extras.” Thank you. Actually, we’re
on TV Guide’s Top 100 shows. – Oh, of all-time?
– No. – Just this year.
– Ah. – Even better.
– Yeah. – What number are you at?
– 98. Two from the top, baby. Right. And who’s at
the pitiful number one spot? “The Good Place.”
I would’ve thought
they would be higher. Poor Kristen. I mean, it’s not like
I’m 97 times better than her. But, yeah, I’m 97 spots
above her on the list. It’s just a fact.
I’m not gonna gloat. Well, you wouldn’t
wanna gloat. – That would be vulgar.
– Right. – Wait, you’re not here to ask
me to do a cameo, are you?
– No, no, no. No, cameos. But you are
a person of interest
in a murder investigation. Oh, thank God for that. For a minute
I was worried you were gonna ask me to do a cameo
on fucking YouTube. ( laughs ) Uh, well, what do you need?( music playing )At the end of the day,
I love you and I love this idea. So let’s do it. Hey, Gwendolyn? Could you tell accounting
to pull the funding for the drug bust, ‘kay? Thank you. Love ya. New assistant. Wish I could leave her in a box
at the fire department. We brought
Stephen Merchant in. I heard!
Two cameos in one ep. That’s exciting. Yeah, and I was thinking
that maybe– Hold that thought.
I’m so sorry. This is really important. “Oh, my God,
updating status in this boring meeting with these f’ing, a-holes. Kill me now.” Kill face, kill face,
kill face. Okay.
Oh, hold on one sec. I’m sorry. I’m gonna get to you.
One second, okay? Before I forget. Gwendolyn? Could you call up Bestia
and have them deliver a plate of those delicious
ricotta dumplings with sausage and truffles for the house tonight? Oh, Bestia delivers? I hope so,
for Gwendolyn’s sake. Oh, one more thought. Take it or leave it,
but I suggest you take it. Um, I thought for this
next interrogation, we could do something
completely different. You know,
we have this great cameo. Maybe we use it as a chance
to shake up the format a bit. I don’t know what that means, but just let it play around
in that noggin of yours. You know,
see what pops loose. – All right. Cool.
– Okay, all right. Get on out there. – Bye, guys!
– Bye. I think the Captain’s right. This show could totally use
another format.( “The Office” theme
playing )I’m not doing this crap. You son of a bitch,
you’ve tricked me. – This is a cameo, isn’t it?
– Yeah. Well, it’s the least
you could do after stealing my role
on “Party Up.” I didn’t take your role.
It’s a whole new character. Yeah, but there’s only room
for one tall handsome actor with blond hair on any TV show.
Everybody knows that. Wait, is there another tall
handsome actor on this show? Can we please get back
to the goddamn murder? I didn’t even wanna do
a YouTube show, but Adam Scott begged me
to do it, and so I agreed. Apparently, “The Office” is
doing great numbers on Netflix, and so YouTube wanted
someone who was integral to the success of that show,
which is why they hired– – Ricky Gervais? Steve Carell?
– No. No. – No.
– Enough of the fucking
back and forth! B.J. Novak? Mindy Kaling? – No, me.
– Why you? Why– Why me? Have a look at the
credits of “The Office”. It’s on TBS every night,
Columbo. I’ve seen “The Office.” – He’s not even in it.
– Never seen it. Look, I don’t even know
why I’m a suspect. If anyone’s got a reason
to destroy the show, it’s Ryan. – What? What are
you talking about?
– Well, think about it. He was an original cast member,
but he wasn’t brought
back for the reboot. I mean, that kind of humiliation
will drive any actor
to do crazy things. You wouldn’t bring back “24”
without Kiefer Sutherland or “Full House”
without the Olsen twins. You can’t do that to an actor.
That’s why it’s never done. How upset was he
when he found out? Don’t listen to him. I would never play
I’m too likable. – The audience wouldn’t
– No, see, I would believe it. You know,
if you think about it, all the actors from “Party Down”
have gone on to great things. They won a ton of awards–
Lizzy Caplan, Adam Scott, Jane Lynch. They got SAG awards,
Emmy awards, People’s Choice awards. How many awards have you got? Uh… There you go, you see? Eddie Redmayne,
he won an Oscar and he’s got an OBE
from the Queen of England. Eddie Redmayne is not
in “Party Down.” Benedict Cumberbatch
got a CBE. I’ve got two Golden Globes,
I haven’t had a sniff
of the Queen. I mean, Cumber–
What has Cumberbatch done,
seriously? “Doctor Strange.”
in “Doctor Strange”? If you wanna see
a superhero movie,
check out “Logan.” Have you seen me in that?
Oh, fantastic. I shaved my head
and I had three and half hours
of makeup every day. What did Cumberbatch do? He grew a goatee. He gets straight down
in the palace. I haven’t even met
Meghan fucking Markle and she’s a less successful
actor than he is. Sorry I’m getting heated, but it’s enough to make you
wanna kill someone. So I can’t imagine
how he feels, ’cause at least I’ve got
the respect of the industry. ( groans ) Fucking actors. Look, both of you dipshits
probably had a motive, but you were the only one
at the scene of the crime. No, no, no, no.
This call sheet’s wrong. I was supposed to be there,
but we ended up working late and I had to reschedule.
You can ask my driver. They gave you a driver? It’s the least
they can do, honestly, because I’m doing 15 hour days
on a 150 day shoot. I mean,
look at this schedule. Can you believe it?
I mean, was supposed
to be a cameo. They’re working me to the bone.
Just like you guys. Since when did a cameo
turn into a full-on
guest star role? When you get accused
of murder. ( mumbling )
All right, all right. I suppose there will be
a paywall, will there,
after this episode? But why are you guys shooting
for 150 days? I mean, that must cost
a fortune, right? We shoot all eight episodes of I solve crimes
over a long weekend. Well, it doesn’t show. Thank you. It definitely shows. The shooting schedule
is so long because we’re doing three
seasons back to back
“Avatar” style. It’s a way of more
effectively capitalizing on the Golden Globe
that YouTube have already
purchased for us. – Oh, my God.
– What? I think
I just solved the case. Wow. Huh, Ryan Hansen. Well, he’s– he’s not as dumb
as he looks. He definitely is. ( muttering ) ( door opens ) Hey, guys. What are you,
um, doing here? We just came by
to say congrats. – Oh, thanks.
– I just bumped into Adam and he told me
that YouTube isn’t gonna
cancel the show after all. They’re gonna reshoot
all the lost footage. They don’t care
what it costs. Why would YouTube
call Adam and not me? Oh, maybe ’cause
he’s number one
on the call sheet. I’m the director! Fuck! Yeah, but you know,
TV’s a writer’s medium, or an actor’s,
not a director’s. Definitely not.
I don’t even know
our director’s name. I’m not even sure
if we have a director. ( whispering )
Goddamn it. – Fuck… you!
– ( squeaking ) – God damn it!
– ( squeaking ) God– the fuck! God! God! – ( screams )
– ( squeaking ) – Voicebox:I love you.
– You okay, bud? ( chuckles ) – Sorry about that.
– No, I get it. I’m around this guy
for more than five minutes and I just wanna beat the crap
out of something, too. – Right?
– But I got a question for you. Now, rehearsals for
“Black Panther: The Musical” start up in, like,
I don’t know,
two months, right? So if “Party Up”
was supposed to be filming
for the next five, how are you
supposed to do both? You couldn’t, right? Unless “Party Up”
was somehow cancelled. I don’t know
what you’re implying, but I am personally
offended by that. I’m an artist, not an iCal. I don’t know when things are. Okay, let me ask you
a question. “Are we having fun yet?” Really? You’re gonna throw
that line in my face, Ryan? It’s like an homage
or whatever. Like, ’cause “Party Down.” I know what the fuck
it is, Ryan! It’s just a really
shitty line! Okay?
They’re all shitty lines. I’ve been on this set
for two months and all we’re doing
is rehashing the same jokes
from nine years ago. “At ‘Party Up’
we have a simple motto. It’s your party
and you deserve to enjoy it. But how are you going
to enjoy it, if you–” Oh, my God!
It’s the same party over and over and over
and over and over and over and– (groans ) again! Eventually,
somebody’s gonna snap. Somebody’s gonna snap. So you killed her? Yes, of course I killed her. But not just for me! I’m not that selfish! I did it for
the TV viewing public! This reboot trend
is out of control. Okay? “Twin Peaks,” “X-Files,”
“Wet Hot American Summer.” ( mimics gagging ) “Veronica Mars”? – Well–
– The bullshit
has got to stop. Look, I– All–
All I’m saying is, I just wanna do
something original. Oh, you mean like
“Black Panther: The Musical.” – Exactly!
– Right. Like the “Black Panther”
musical. I mean, come on, man. Wakanda forever,
am I right, Ryan? Yeah, Wakanda forever. That’s right, brother.
Get out of my way! – ( groans )
– Get off me!
He’s getting the fuck– – Go!
– Oh, shit. – Where’d he go?
– I don’t know. But I was hoping
for something more exciting than a foot chase
for our climax. Just shut up!
You go that way, – I’ll go this way.
– Okay. Splitting up. That’ll add
a little tension. Nice. ( squishing ) ( squishing ) – Pomegranate seeds?
– Goddamn it! Shit. Oh, man, I can’t wait to see
the final VFX on this. Well, this is taking forever. – ( grunts )
– ( choking ) ( grunts ) Cheap piece of shit.Mano y mano.Fine, have it your way. Come on! No, you come on. No, you… come on. Goddamn it. Come on! – Is that all you got?
– Nope. ( grunting ) ( scoffs ) ( grunting ) – Jesus Christ,
this is fucking ridiculous.
– ( clattering ) Come on! Come on! You’re under arrest, asshole. I think he means you.
Oh, yeah. Here’s what I’m gonna do.
I’m gonna– I’m gonna give you
a part in “Party Up” and the “Black Panther”
musical. And for you,
Mr. Dirty Harry, sir. I’m gonna give you 35–
40– 50% of my back–
my back end.
How about that? – Back end?
– That’s a lot! Because it’s
“Hamilton” money, guys. And I’m not talking
“Hamilton: American Vengeance.” I’m talking “Hamilton”
the Broadway musical money. This is Lin-Manuel Miranda
money, not Peter Berg money. Well, “Lone Survivor.” On average, his stuff
doesn’t make that much money,
but, look! We’re not Boy Scouts here. We would–
We would all take a bribe. I would.
I feel like you guys would. So how about we do it?
Let’s roll around
in the Do-Re-Mi. Come on.
Ryan, what do you say, pal? Are we having fun? “Yet.” – “Are we having fun yet?”
– Oh, yes! Yes, yes. Oh, I– shit!
I got it– Are we having fun yet? There you go.
Ken, I’m so sorry, man. But a director did
the same move in episode 106. And because I don’t wanna
repeat myself, I’m not even gonna
pretend to be tempted, okay? This show,
it’s all about new ideas. Take him away, boys! Really?
I know what to do, idiot. Just–
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Be gentle. I got–
I have very sensitive wrists. These are not rubber cuffs. Not a rubber jail either. Stumptown? Oh. Don’t mind if I do. Thank you so much. Mmm. Wow. This really is one of L.A.’s
two best coffees. Hey, hey, brought you
a cup of coffee. I know you’re still in a coma and the coffee’s
a little cold, but, hey,
it’s still delicious, right? I’ll just set it down
right here and you can enjoy it
when you wake up. Mathers,
why is your face bandaged when you were shot
in the chest? And why does your body type
seem different? It’s kinda like there’s
a whole ‘nother person in there, but I know it’s you. You’re not like Ken Marino. You’d never try to get out
of a YouTube Premium show. Hey, Hansen. Shh! Shh! Shh!
She’s still sleeping. – Oh, I thought
she was in a coma.
– She is, but you can still sleep
in a coma. But don’t you want her
to wake up? – Good point.
– Look, I just came by
to tell you we have a lead
on that gray Tesla Model S. – And it’s a one-of-a-kind?
– No. There’s literally millions
of them in Los Angeles. But it turns out that this one was stolen
from the LAPD impound lot. Whoa! – What does that mean?
– Not sure yet. Could mean a lot of things. Well, I bet we’ll get some
answers after the paywall, ’cause there’s no way
these writers are making
this up on the fly. I don’t know
anything about that, but I also wanted
to tell you, you did a good job
back there. Thanks, man. Hey, does this mean
I get a real gun? – No.
– I’m cool with that. Nice. I’ll page you. Hey. You wanna subscribe
to YouTube Premium? We can watch the next six
episodes and then cancel
before the free trial ends. Huh? Sounds like a yes to me. Yo, yo, yo, my big, bad,
brocking brawlers. It’s your boy, Brock Tad! Just got back from
the Tween Choice Awards, and it’s lit, y’all! Ooh! Mwah, mwah! Yah! Yah! Oh, yeah! All right, now, kids, remember,
smoking is not cool. Now, what’s cool? Vaping. And my new Brock Tad vape pens.
Brocktadshop.com. Comes in four flavors. Choco-latte, vanilly, strawbs, and c-c-c-cigarette! F-F-F–
( mimics air horn ) F-F-F–
( mimics air horn ) – F-F-F–
– ( squelching ) ( gasps )
Brock Tad… – …shop.com.
– ( air horn blaring ) Oh! Man, those first
two episodes were great. You wanna see the others? You can try YouTube Premium
free for 30 days, and then half-price
after that… if you find a friend
to split the cost with.