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Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History


Let me just step right in I got things to invent i’m an innovator baby change the world Fortune 500 ‘fore you kissed a girl i’m a pimp you’re a nerd i’m slick you’re cheesy beating you is Apple II easy I make the product that the artist chooses and the GUI that Melinda uses I need a bring up some basic shit why’d you name your company after your dick? You blow, jobs you arrogant prick with your second hand jeans and your turtleneck I’ll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head with your own little spinning beach ball of death Hippie you got given up at birth I give away your net worth to AIDS research combine all your little toys and i still crush that iPhone? iPad? iPwn? iSmack a man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay this taxes a man uses the machines i build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes well Steve you steal all the credit for work that other people do? did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? Ooo Everybody knows Windows bit off Apple I tripled the profits on a PC all the people with the power to create use an Apple and people with jobs use PC you know i bet they made this beat on an Apple nope, Fruity Loops PC! you will never ever catch a virus on an Apple well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC let’s talk about doctors I’ve seen a few cause i got a PC but it wasn’t from you I built a legacy son you could never stop it now excuse me while I turn heaven a profit fine!!! you wanna be like that die then!!! the whole world loved you but you were my friend I’m alone now with nothing but power an time and no one on earth who can challenge my mind I’m a boss!!! I own DOS!!! your future is my design!!!!! I’m a God!!!!! own Xbox!!!!!!!!! now there’s no one can stop me the world is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m sorry Bill I’m afraid I can’t let you do that take a look at your history everything you built leads up to me I got the power of a mind you could never be I’ll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy I’m running C plus plus saying hello world I’ll beat you til you’re singing ’bout a daisy girl I’m coming out the socket nothing you can do can stop it I’m on your lap and in your pocket how you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket? your cortex just doesn’t impress me so go ahead try to Turing test me I stomp on a mac and a PC too I’m on Linux bitch I thought you GNU my CPU’s hot but my core runs cold beat you in seventeen lines of code I think different from the engine of the days of old hasta la vista like the Terminator told ya

100 comments on “Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History

  1. ERB Season 6 will begin in Spring 2019. In the meantime please check out our second channel ERB2 where we have been posting some extra content including some 'flash in the pan'' rap battle videos. And keep the match-up suggestions coming!

  2. You know the best part about this video….
    It's close to 8 year old and yet the most liked comment is barely 9 months old.

    Yup

  3. "I need to bring up some basic shit" – so many years later I noticed this, but might it be an insult towards the BASIC language? 😛

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  5. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Steve Jobs is the only character in ERB to be featured in the title but not introduced in the intro, due to his interjection.

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